Daily Horoscope - Arsehole

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Arsehole
(1st January - 31th December)
Birth stone:
Coprolite.
You like:
Interesting sounds, wacky
whiffs, soft and smooth
touch.
You dislike:
Being forced to hold back,
being told to open up and
baring all.
You’re best at:
Organising surprises, thinking
up brilliant new sounds and
cooking up some terrific new
recipees.
Deep down:
U are always looking to express urself
creatively. U like to sculpture and
shape but hate being pressurised to
perform.
Your career:
Sit on yourself all day.
Fashion:
Billiard balls or furry and flat, style
is your flavour and your favorite
colours are pink, yellow and brown.
As a mate:
You are loads of fun to be around.
People love your combustible humour and
bunsen-burner wit. Always game to try
out new things, u really are the life of
the party and mates think u are just fab.
As a girlfriend:
U get bored easily, so ur boyf’s got to
be a fun sort who enjoys surprising u.
Celebrity Arseholes:
G. W. Flush, M. Patcher, T. Bruise,
P. Pratt, J. Bogberts, A. McBowel

(A.S., M.U.)

Kommentare

29/08/2004 | Rainer

Die Horoskope für die anderen Sternzeichen gibt's hier.

30/08/2004 | Patrick

Very much to read, but very funny!
Patrick

12/09/2004 | peter

lol

15/09/2004 | Lichti

Wozu ein Horoskop, wenn der Hintern g*** ist ???

30/12/2004 | mrs. sorbo

also so etwas kann ich garnicht dulden!da sieht man ja das FUTLOCH!!!wie unchristlich!!meine kinder koennten das sehen und gott bewahre sich selbstbeflecken!nein das ist einfach nur arg!!furchtbar!!ich war so geschockt als ich das sah ich konnte es kaum glauben!!ich haette beinahe meinen computer zerstoert!!so etwas schlimmes hab ich schon seit meiner exorcist postkarte nicht mehr gesehen!!

21/03/2005 | Lisa

Quite funny but not that heliarious

26/08/2011 | Doll

Thanks for sahring. What a pleasure to read!