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MTV Cribs

MTV CRIBS Hello MTV, welcome to my humble abode. I don’t know what else to say, so let’s take a look around! This is the garden area, we call it “the park”. All plants have been individually selected for this place. Check out the concrete sofa - it’s brand new! Here’s a friend of mine chilling at the hydrant. There’s only 2 Million in the U.S. so we’re really lucky to have one. This is the wide-open luxury children’s bedroom. The kids are asleep, so be very quiet and let’s move on...

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Fashion Misconception

VOGUE Fashion Mistake Wear fur inside otherwise it's not warming Stars How they bore themselves to death The 3 Truths You're too fat You're not good looking You can't get these clothes

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Tupperguns Party

Tupperguns A Modern Classic Ever attend a Tupperguns Party? Chances are you have ... or at least know someone who has. Since its start more than 50 years ago, the Tupperguns Party has grown into a worldwide phenomenon, providing an enjoyable one-of-a-kind experience for millions around the world. Over the years, the Tupperguns Party has continued to evolve to offer timely solutions for today's lifestyles. Personalize Your Party By hosting a Tupperguns Party, you'll enjoy a fun and personalized shopping experience in the privacy and comfort of your home. Your Tupperguns Consultant can spend as little or as much time as you wish ... it's up to you. And no matter your lifestyle, we can customize the party to fit your needs and the needs of your guests. Quality and Performance At Tupperguns, we take pride in being the first to develop new products that achieve top performance with the latest technology. Even better, you can feel good about our products because they last a lifetime, reducing waste and protecting the planet for future generations.

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Dare to repair

Dare to Repair A Do-It-Herself Guide to Abortion using household tools. Guaranteed: If this doesn't help fix it, you'll get your money back! Rosetta Weisenheimer

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Gazer TV

Brought to you by Gazer TV Shit as it happens. Just missed all the action? Other gazers blocking your view? Get your place in the front row - order Gazer TV today! (Accident powered by Volunteers)

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Continental Drift Watching

X-TREME SPORTS CONTINENTAL DRIFT WATCHING Are you tough enough? Get Your Gear Your chance to win a full Continental Drift Watching Sports Gear. Just fill out the coupon and send it in. Name: _______________________ Address: _____________________

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The Amazing D-Rector

THE AMAZING D-RECTOR AS SEEN IN OUR SPAM MAILS Are you easily aroused? Doing too much Viagra lately? Got an all-time horny husband? End your worries - make it micro & soft! Micro&Soft

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Ushole Investment

Little investment... ...great outcome. Because what matters is what's left at the end. Ushole investment

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The Sims Deathbed Expansion Pack

The SIMS Deathbed Expension Pack Loneliness - Incontinence - Misery - Funerals Enjoy the horrors of old age: the progressive loss of teeth, eyesight, memory and sanity. Experience your annoyed relatives waiting for you to finally pop it. Imagine yourself being placed in a decrepid nursery home with awful food, mindless entertainment and inane conversations. Drop dead, old fart! The fun of getting old and sick.

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Rhetoric Seminars for Gangsta Rappers

Aquire proper English at the Weisenheimer Speak-Good-Center Rhetoric Seminars for Gangsta Rappers BEFORE: Yo what’s up man? Ah... T’is I at da mike herre, f***’n pimp... Um... Know what i’m sayinn‘ man, Ahm... Doin’ ma Styl’ man... Cuz ya know my homy flavor! know what i’m sayinn? Um... I owe Nuthin! AFTER: Sorry, I have absolutely nothing to say. PARENTAL ADVISORY: BANAL LYRICS

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